attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe
Unfortunately, it’s assuredly not, as Daniel Radcliffe is shorter.
Thor and Lokitty by Skottie Young
Game postponed due to puppies.
WHAT A WONDERFUL PROBLEM TO HAVE!
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.
This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.
Variant covers by Skottie Young. Marvel has never looked so adorable!